Okay, so there I was, walking up to the SO's office, when all of a sudden this girl brushed past me. Now, I'm not normally one to take much notice of girls - obviously - but she was absolutely beautiful.
Which is odd, considering I can't remember a thing about her.
Anyway, she stopped, gasped, and said, "Oh, I'm terribly sorry!"
I told her not to worry, she hadn't really hit me too hard, and she said, "No, no, I really must apologise! I must have been thinking deeply - I never usually walk into people!"
Ignoring this, I asked her who she was. See, I had this nagging feeling I recognised her, but couldn't for the life of me think where from. "Oh," she said, "I'm Jaycacia Thornbyrd, daughter of Jay and Acacia. You must have heard of me!"
Now I come to think of it, there was an odd tone to that. It wasn't a statement, more a command...
So now I'm wondering - how can two female assassins have a daughter? I mean, it's not biologically possible!
Ack, stupid console. Quit beeping! Wait... what's this? Fanfic.net... PPC Category... new...
Someone sound the general alert! We've been invaded!